“I have no rhyme or reason to lie to you.”
“So then tell me, did you ever enjoy our times together?”
“…Yes.”
“But not all the time.”
“Elaborate on that, will you?”
“Elaborate on which part? Enjoying or being in utter complete pain and not finding any pleasure at all?”
“Well considering this conversation was about what you enjoyed. I’d have to pick that option.”
So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”
They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.
And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.
(Source: have-you-seen-my-haggis)
(Source: turn-loose-the-swans)
(Source: frediciaaswell)
“I have no rhyme or reason to lie to you.”
“…Yes.”
“But not all the time.”
“Elaborate on that, will you?”
“I have no rhyme or reason to lie to you.”
“HUSH YOU PINK HAIRED MONSTROSITY.”
((omg I love that icon))
“No, fuck you, I’m perfect.”
“I have no rhyme or reason to lie to you.”
“So then tell me, did you ever enjoy our times together?”
” I bet I could make a zombie. “
” Perhaps it would eat Beloved’s face off— “
“Do it.”
” But— “
” Are zombies…trainable? “
“Who cares.”
“I could train it.”
“Try ‘disgusted’ or ‘horrified’.”
“Turned on and ready, you mean.”
“Wrong again.”
“Are you… ‘horny’ or something?”
“Never. I’m just stating what I assume you are feeling.” Ritsu had this strange urge to admit everything that came to mind. Most likely he just needed a good nap.
“That’s not what I’m feeling.”
“I doubt it.”
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Magic anon says that you have bladder problems for the next hour. | |
| ─ Anonymous | ||
“…..”
Here, have another one:
Mikado: We need to edit Roxy over with Ritsu
Soubi: I should do more
Soubi: I should do the cake one
This resulted because of
Mikado: We need to have Ritsu eat a baby
Ritsu: x.x
Ritsu: WAT
Soubi: “”have the older male eat a baby”
Ritsu: whatwhatwhat
Mikado: yes
Keep in mind that Ritsu-mun doesn’t read homestuck, so that’s why it was so funny
(also that’s Soubi over Roxy)
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YOUR BREASTS ARE ALSO AN OCEAN | |
| ─ Anonymous | ||
“I know it’s you Soubi-kun.”
